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udder blawg

im fab and i would do anything for a happy meal and i dont discriminate on butt grabs but other than that im strictly dickly

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

calliedope:

hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh

thank you so much for putting this into words 

Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid

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codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money


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toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

(Source: toastoat)


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saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.


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meanplastic:

I THOUGH THIS WAS LANA DEL REY FOR 3.40000 SECONDS

meanplastic:

I THOUGH THIS WAS LANA DEL REY FOR 3.40000 SECONDS

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chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*


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lamelohan:

When my friends take my phone and wont give it back

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lamelohan:

When my friends take my phone and wont give it back

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6 days ago

stitchlock:

if you ever worry that you’re weird, or taking it a bit far as a fangirl, remember that people in ancient Rome used to buy vials of their favorite gladiator’s sweat to wear as perfume. so like. at least its not a new thing.


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cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

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