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im fab and i would do anything for a happy meal and i dont discriminate on butt grabs but other than that im strictly dickly

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(Source: fuckinq)


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5 days ago
trenchgun:

meloettas:

why is this tomato riding a sled

he has to ketchup to the other tomatoes

trenchgun:

meloettas:

why is this tomato riding a sled

he has to ketchup to the other tomatoes


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3 weeks ago
dunkindont:

i dont care whats going on here but i want in

dunkindont:

i dont care whats going on here but i want in

(Source: justinbiebergoth)


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3 weeks ago

metaknighty:

wearing shorts and tshirts on cold winter days to prove your dominance to your peers

(Source: metaknighty)


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3 weeks ago

heyfunniest:

Ellen Page.


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1 month ago

sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

(Source: im-moving-yo)


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1 month ago
purrityring:

ALL I DID WAS PAUSE NETFLIX SO I COULD GO GET OREOS IM HAVING A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

purrityring:

ALL I DID WAS PAUSE NETFLIX SO I COULD GO GET OREOS IM HAVING A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE


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1 month ago

(Source: amlour)


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1 month ago

yayforturtles:

Basically


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1 month ago

lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

image

(Source: lamedere)


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1 month ago
televisoin:

boop

televisoin:

boop

(Source: wifiey)


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1 month ago

hotboyproblems:

secret talent: i know every line to all the high school musical movies and songs


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1 month ago

loftwingfeathers:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

image

(Source: zustin)


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1 month ago
quotelounge:

QuoteLounge

quotelounge:

QuoteLounge


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1 month ago

(Source: fandomsister)


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1 month ago
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