There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
how about both
THERES A HAMBURGER IN THE ELEVATOR AT SCHOOL??
taking lunch to the next level
did u just
I can’t even put into words how happy this movie makes me.
- No love interest
- Mother/Daughter adventure
- Loving happy marriage between parents
- Show being a princess is a mother fucking JOB
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
“I Have A Name and it is Not Old Sport” by Nick Carraway
"I Want To Stop Being Your Third Wheel" Written and narrated by Nick Carraway
Daisy: What the Fuck, Man?
A Memoir by Nick Carroway
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if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head